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Joke of the Day
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
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"What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison"
"Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club."
"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."
"Why do engineering majors refer to themselves ""engineers""? You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas"
"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"
"Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan."