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Joke of the Day
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
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"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"
"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."
"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""
"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't ask her out again."
"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."
"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."
"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"