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Joke of the Day

"A guy wire is holding a pole... ...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?"

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."

"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""

"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"

"My drivers Ed teacher told me to pull over somewhere safe... Five minutes later he said, ""Why haven't you pulled over yet?"" I said, ""Because we're still in Detroit."""

"What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross"

"Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago. Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works."

"what do hookers and guns have in common? the customer wants the most bang for their buck."

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"