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Joke of the Day
"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"
"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."
"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"
"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"
"What's 5,000 lbs and sexually confused? A Bi-noceros"
"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."
"IAMA casting director for adult movies. I'm looking for women over 35 for my latest film, ""MILFNADO"". AMA!"
"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"
"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."