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Joke of the Day

"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."

"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"

"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"

"Did you hear about the butcher's assistant who ditched work to try out for the football team? He didn't make the cut."

"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."

"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."

"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."

"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."