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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
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"If you trip over in public, a cool thing to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change your name."
"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."
"Wanna watch Netflix in H? I'll give you the D later."
"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"
"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic."
"Suicide: Mans way of telling God - ""You can't fire me, I quit""."
"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"
"I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room."