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Joke of the Day

"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."

"If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the fuck was a tree doing in my kitchen?"

"Which year is the most popular? 1969"

"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."

"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."

"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."

"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."