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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"
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"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"
"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."
"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"
"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."
"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."
"How do you organise a bukkake? You don't, everyone just comes."
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."