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Joke of the Day
"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."
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"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."
"A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide. He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it."
"I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future"
"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."
"How do you make a witch scratch? Remove the w"
"When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?"