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Joke of the Day
"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy."
"How to tell if you suck at football... Hint: You call it soccer."
"On our first date, i'll carve our initials onto a tree. Because it's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife"
"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."
"I came last in a karate competition yesterday I was kicking myself!"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff"
"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."
"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."
"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."