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Joke of the Day

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"

"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."

"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."

"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"

"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"

"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"

"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"