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Joke of the Day

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"Jam and Marmalade NSFW What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't Marmalade a cock up a girls arse"

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"I met my soulmate. She didn't."

"Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics."

"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."

"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."