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Joke of the Day
"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."
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"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"#ThoughtsInMyHead 1. How much wine can a cat drink? 2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat? 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat?"
"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""
"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"
"What is a good dog? A dead dog."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"