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Joke of the Day

"Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable"

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"

"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."

"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"

"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan"

"Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film ""How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"""

"How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle"