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Joke of the Day

"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"

"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"

"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack."

"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."

"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"

"I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it."

"Meeting your ex IRL is like staring into a black hole There should be something there, but there isn't. And it sucks."

"Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology? It's because his Lily died."