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Joke of the Day

"Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now"

"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"

"2 in 3 people live next to a pedophile I don't, I live next door to two smoking hot 8 year olds."

"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"

"TIFU By Mixing up my Client's Subway Order! Whoops, wrong *sub*!"

"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"