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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."

"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard"

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."