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Joke of the Day

"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"

"if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected"

"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."

"How does a barnacle like its martinis? On the rocks."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"

"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"

"Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk? To make them happy before they die."