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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."

"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."

"""Will you spend the rest of my life with me?"" ""That depends. When are you going to die?"""

"NSFW why did the redneck cross the road...? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."

"Unhappy with the lion's rule, the hippos decided to create a new government after themselves Sadly, it often contradicted itself"

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"

"I'm just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again"

"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job."