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Joke of the Day
"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"
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"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"
"What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!"
"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"
"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."
"When is the Joker not plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley."
"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"
"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."