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Joke of the Day
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
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"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"
"This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry."
"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."
"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."
"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""
"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"
"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"