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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."
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"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"
"Not to brag but I can still fit in my culturally-defined gender roles from high school!"
"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."
"My best toys run on batteries"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""