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Joke of the Day

"This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry."

"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"What do corn and staples have in common? They're both staples."

"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."

"Little Timmy lived in Flint But little Timmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was PbSO4"

"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."