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Joke of the Day

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left."

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."

"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."

"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."

"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"