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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"
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"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."
"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"
"If a Rabbit Foot is considered good luck, then a Camel Toe should be considered amazing luck!"
"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."
"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"
"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."