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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? A: Because of all the tellers."
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"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"
"I dream about living in a world where Adobe never asks me to update it."
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."