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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? A: Because of all the tellers."

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist."

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"[arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] ""Ok, did everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?"" ME: uh oh"

"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""

"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."

"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."

"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."

"Waiter what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band sir they are playing his tune !"