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Joke of the Day
"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."
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"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge."
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
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