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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"I want Ebola... cereal"

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off"

"Jaws (1975): A shark is murdered on his vacation."

"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"

"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."