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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"

"I was going to post a gay joke.... Butt fuck it"

"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."

"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."

"FYI: You can't make rose by running red wine through a Brita filter."

"What do you call a person without a son? per"

"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"Tweets My Dad Shits."