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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""
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"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
"What does a mermaid stoner smoke? Seaweed."
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."
"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"
"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"
"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper."