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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Buick Century have that name? It's the average age of someone who drives one."
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"My internet connection."
"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"
"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."
"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"
"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."
"[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next..."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."
"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"