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Joke of the Day

"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."

"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"

"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common? Push any button then watch the explosion."

"My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap."

"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""