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Joke of the Day

"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."

"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"It's not that Trump is a traitor. He's an ""alternative patriot."""

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."

"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He was like, ""Oh, wow! Thanks!"" And I was like, ""Don't mention it!"""

"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"

"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"