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Joke of the Day

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""

"Joke 35 HISTORY LESSON: The Greeks invented sex..."

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."

"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"

"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"

"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."