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Joke of the Day
"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
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"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"
"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"
"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."
"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."
"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."
"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."
"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."
"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"