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Joke of the Day
"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
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"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
"[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver... tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common? A missed erection."
"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."
"The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook."
"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."
"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."