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Joke of the Day
"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
Next Joke
"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"
"When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes."
"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon."
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"
"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"