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Joke of the Day
"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."
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"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"
"When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?"
"[Dads birthday] ""Make a wish Dad"" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy"
"Give a man a jacket And he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he'll never leave the house."
"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."
"An Islamic person and a Christian person are arguing theology, and one says to the other ""let's be reasonable"". Ba doom' chaaa."
"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."
"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."