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Joke of the Day

"[Dads birthday] ""Make a wish Dad"" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy"

"Why do Native Americans make good strippers? No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance."

"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"Why did the arsonist go to the gym? To burn some calories."

"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading."

"I got a text from an unknown number that said ""Game on."" It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit."

"What's the square root of optimus prime? I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye."