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Joke of the Day

"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food."

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."

"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."

"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."

"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."

"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""