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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a jacket And he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he'll never leave the house."

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""

"Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""

"Ferguson jokes... Are always a riot."

"DIE HARD JOKE What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist? DYKE HARD"

"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."

"I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds ""plants"""

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls."