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Joke of the Day

"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"

"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."

"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"

"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""

"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"

"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"

"What do marriage and hurricanes have in common? They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house! thanks @Canadianmomma"

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."