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Joke of the Day

"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"

"I have a ""One dollar, one inch"" rule with the ladies: you give me a dollar, you get an inch. You give me three dollars, you get it all."

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."

"What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!"

"I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years. That's one long sentence."

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"

"A poor old man got hit by a car today. I say poor because he only had 90 cents in his wallet."

"What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia"

"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."