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Joke of the Day

"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"

"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."

"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."

"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."

"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."

"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"