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Joke of the Day
"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"
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"Cop: What's the hurry? Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now."
"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."
"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"
"It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced."
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"