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Joke of the Day
"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"
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"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."
"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"
"What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye."
"""I love the Fall, the trees are so pretty"" It's fall?? ""Ya, so what?"" [leaves start attacking everyone] OMG THE LEAVES HAVE TURNED"
"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."
"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"