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Joke of the Day
"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"
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"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."
"If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I'd be like you're cleaning this up I'm not cleaning this up"
"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"To my fellow graduates; don't you forget about me Just something to instil into your simple minds. I am *not* proud of this."
"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."