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Joke of the Day

"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"

"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"

"Nothing says defeat than deleting your own tweet."

"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."

"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."

"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""

"All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iPhone charger"

"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"

"Mobile tweeting with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank"

"No one should knock on Oscar Pistorius front door tonight.. Last time, his girlfriend said ""trick or treat"" and he shot her."