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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong."
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"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."
"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."
"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"
"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."
"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."
"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"