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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."
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"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"
"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"
"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"
"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"
"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."
"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."
"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."
"*tear runs down cheek ""Why are all these people dead on the inside?"" ""Sir, this is a morgue."""