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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."
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"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."
"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."
"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."
"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"
"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."