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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."
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"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."
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"What do you call a condom within a condom? Contraception."
"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."