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Joke of the Day

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."

"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"

"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"

"5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number."