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Joke of the Day

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"

"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"

"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."

"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B"

"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"