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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."
Next Joke
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"
"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."
"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."
"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."
"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"
"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"
"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"