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Joke of the Day

"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely. The physicist says, ""It's Feynman."""

"What do you call a fat cop? A fuzz ball"

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"

"Why are most blacks Catholic? If they were Jewish their dicks couldn't live in the hood."