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Joke of the Day

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."

"A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys? asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?"

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine"

"""That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. I WILL BITE YOU!"" --Cats"

"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"

"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"

"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."

"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."