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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."

"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"

"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."

"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""

"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"

"Putin's message to tourists: Visit Istanbul While he still exists..."

"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"Why was the teacher cross-eyed? He couldn't control his pupils."